THE EVOLUTION OF EVERY TIME I DIE? To this day, historians have not reached a unanimous consensus regarding the birth date of one of underground rock music's most important finds- the calcified remains of a winged, pony-tailed, drunk, hilarious yet sincere, musically inclined and mind-blowingly awesome creature known as Every Time I Die- excavated in the beautifully scenic and fertile landscapes of Buffalo, NY. What makes this find so remarkable is that according to bioscientists and evolutionary experts, the beast did not DESCEND from anything, nor is it known to have a progeny, though some theologians have gone so far as to claim it came to life when Sam Elliot put out his cigarette in Robert Plants blood.
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